OZARK'S WORST 20 MOVIES: #10-#1

#10 - Captain America (1991)
The most laughable of all the Marvel comic book adaptation, makes Elektra look like oscar winning material. What on earth were they thinking?

#9 - Body of Evidence (1993)
Not really a film more a reason to have Madonna to take her clothes off and have Willem Dafoe to go diving where many men have gone before. Watch Basic Instinct instead.

#8 - Spice World (1997)
Tell what you want, what you really, really want!!! For you just to fuck off.

#7 - Barb Wire (1996)
I can say one thing for this movie it starts well with the opening credits rolling over a topless Pamela Anderson as she swings in shower of water. And then the film actually begins.

#6 - From Justin to Kelly (2003)
What is going from Justin to Kelly? Maybe she is sucking the complete lack of talent out of him. And a big question where is Justin now? I hear he is serving up another big hit of a Big Mac and fries.

#5 - Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
John Travolta. Scienctologist. Sci-fi epic. Oh dear.

#4 - GI Jane (1997)
I am so disappointed in Ridley Scott that he would turn such crap as this. So glad it has all been up hill for him since. Demi Moore on the other hand would happy to star in another movie of such quality.

#3 - Gigli (2003)
Lack of chemistry. Awful dialogue. Even worse acting. Not funny.

#2 - Virtuosity (1995)
Virtuatrocity. I mean you have Denzel and Russell Crowe in a movie together, what could go wrong. Just about everything.

#1 - The Watcher (2000)
Keanu Reeves is a serial killer. Need I go on.