UWE BOLL - Who is giving this man money????
I think Col Kurtz said it best with "The horror, the horror."
Yes Uwe Boll is well at it again. Sorry Dr Uwe Boll. The man seems to be on single handed mission to wipe out any credibility that movies based on video games have left in Hollywood if they had any to begin with.
He was the man who made House of the Dead. Which in the end seemed like a movie that had been made and then he grabbed the license to a game and slapped it on the titles. As the final product bears no resemblence with HOTD game except that it involves zombies and guns.
Then he destroyed Alone in the Dark, originally a creepy little game involving a private detective investigating goings on in a haunted house. Now it has been turned into an action horror with huge monsters. And sucking any talent out of Christian Slater and Stephen Dorff. Why would they work with this insane madman???
Have they also sold their souls to the devil.
In about a months time he will unleash Bloodrayne on the unsuspecting movie going public, sure to be another mess from what early word has escaped from the Austin Film Festival where it premiered.
Whats next??? See for yourself:
http://www.kinopremiery.cz/trailery/245/index.htm
Original just titled Dungeon Siege.. now it is called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale in a obvious attempt to make it seem LOTR-esque. What the fuck is he thinking... medievil knights and farmers doing kung fu kicks and shit... a side note some how he has managed to hijacked the action director from House of Flying Daggers.. The action looks so out of place it is painful.
Ray Liotta looks like he has shown up for the wrong movie... Burt Reynolds looks hilarious in armor as the King... and Matthew Lilliard has a ridiculous goatee...
Boll plans to make this movie a 4 hour epic with it's release being split into two parts.. ala Tarantino's Kill Bill.
All this and he has four other movies in varying stages of production... Far Cry, Hunter: The Reckoning, Postal and Fear Effect....
God help us!
Yes Uwe Boll is well at it again. Sorry Dr Uwe Boll. The man seems to be on single handed mission to wipe out any credibility that movies based on video games have left in Hollywood if they had any to begin with.
He was the man who made House of the Dead. Which in the end seemed like a movie that had been made and then he grabbed the license to a game and slapped it on the titles. As the final product bears no resemblence with HOTD game except that it involves zombies and guns.
Then he destroyed Alone in the Dark, originally a creepy little game involving a private detective investigating goings on in a haunted house. Now it has been turned into an action horror with huge monsters. And sucking any talent out of Christian Slater and Stephen Dorff. Why would they work with this insane madman???
Have they also sold their souls to the devil.
In about a months time he will unleash Bloodrayne on the unsuspecting movie going public, sure to be another mess from what early word has escaped from the Austin Film Festival where it premiered.
Whats next??? See for yourself:
http://www.kinopremiery.cz/trailery/245/index.htm
Original just titled Dungeon Siege.. now it is called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale in a obvious attempt to make it seem LOTR-esque. What the fuck is he thinking... medievil knights and farmers doing kung fu kicks and shit... a side note some how he has managed to hijacked the action director from House of Flying Daggers.. The action looks so out of place it is painful.
Ray Liotta looks like he has shown up for the wrong movie... Burt Reynolds looks hilarious in armor as the King... and Matthew Lilliard has a ridiculous goatee...
Boll plans to make this movie a 4 hour epic with it's release being split into two parts.. ala Tarantino's Kill Bill.
All this and he has four other movies in varying stages of production... Far Cry, Hunter: The Reckoning, Postal and Fear Effect....
God help us!
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